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cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

paleblueribbons:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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I’m in pain I laughed so much.

  • 12-year-old girl:

    I don't want kids when I grow up.

  • Society:

    You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.

  • 16-year-old girl:

    I'm pregnant.

  • Society:

    How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.

  • 20-year-old woman:

    I'm a single mother with an infant son.

  • Society:

    You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.

  • 33-year-old woman:

    I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.

  • Society:

    You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.

  • 45-year-old woman:

    I just had my first child.

  • Society:

    Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.

  • 60-year-old woman:

    I haven't had any children.

  • Society:

    Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.

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